![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well, what about Catherine, the snake nurse who becomes sexually aroused by drawing blood with her giant syringe? You’d all be adorable if you weren’t so butt ugly. Well how about Hell’s Chef who makes mysterious meals…įrom guests who criticise his cooking. What about this little girl wandering the corridors… They’re a collection of dead horse horror tropes. Gregory shows him to his room and then, episode after episode, introduces him to another guest staying in the hotel. Okay, so the whole series is told from the perspective of a guest who arrives at the hotel. I think you’ll find all kinds of horrors are just waiting around the corner. Just keep watching, my dear friend, ahehehehe. I wouldn’t actually be surprised if I saw you in a later period SNES game. We’re not scary at the best of times, and you look like you stepped out of a PS1 game. It screams “buy my Halloween themed breakfast cereal! (now with marshmallow ghouls)” See, that font does not scream “take me seriously as a bone-chilling journey into the macabre”. I’ll have you know I’m considered to be quite terrifying… What even are you? Comedy? Comedy horror? Horror parody? Help a maze-runner out here. Why, whatever is the matter, my good friend? I hope you’re not too unsettled by my little…Īm I supposed to be? Am I supposed to find you scary? Serious question. They are welcomed in by an ancient and decrepit looking Mouse and we see the opening title STOP.
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